New Yorkers do some very classy things. Allow me to illustrate:
We play concert piano in Washington Square Park (Please pay particularly close attention to the elderly woman in the wheelchair. Her stylish turban and XL sunglasses make for an absolutely fabulously fashionable get-up. Love it!).
We go to swanky events, like Evening in the Garden hosted by the Central Park Conservancy.
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We take strolls to the elegant Lincoln Center to gaze into the reflecting pool.
We row boats in Central Park when we get engaged.
But then there is the questionably perhaps not-so-polished side of New Yorkers...
We pierce peoples' faces (or pop their pimples... the action going on here is debatable) in public. (Note: just prior to this, the tall lady with orange hair punched a man in the face. Awesome)
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| I was entranced by this group of people for at least a solid hour. I tried to get really close but I got in trouble. |
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| This guy, like me, was just taking it all in. |
We ride around in wheelchairs dressed like robots (I do give this guy props).
And finally, we take great pride in our City and keep it meticulously clean...
Stay classy, New York!
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